Post by The Doctor on Apr 17, 2009 21:56:38 GMT -5
TEN DISGUSTING THINGS YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW?
LIKE THAT MARSHMALLOWS ARE MADE FROM GELATINE,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE FATTY STUFF YOU GET WHEN YOU BOIL ANIMAL BONES, MMMM.
I’M SO TASTY! THIS IS THE DOCTOR
LIKE THAT MARSHMALLOWS ARE MADE FROM GELATINE,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE FATTY STUFF YOU GET WHEN YOU BOIL ANIMAL BONES, MMMM.
I’M SO TASTY! THIS IS THE DOCTOR
>THE DOCTOR IS A TIME LORD BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT, HE THINKS HE IS THE LAST OF HIS KIND BUT THE MASTER SHOWED UP THEN DIED, SO HE MIGHT ACTUALLY NOT REALLY BE ALONE. HE HAS A PRETTY BIG EGO BUT MAKES IT UP FOR SAVING THE UNIVERSE.
COULD CURBSTOMP A LION IN HIS DOC MARTENS.
> TIME LORDS HAVE BINARY HEART SYSTEMS, THAT MEANS THEY HAVE TWO HEARTS, THEY ARE ALLERGIC TO ASPRIN, AND ARE FROM FAR FAR AWAY ON A PLANET YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT NO LONGER EIXISTS BECAUSE THE DOCTOR DISTOYED IT DURING THE TIME WAR. IT WAS ONCE KNOWN AS GALLIFREY OR THE SHINING WORLDS OF MANY SYSTEMS.
THROWS TRASH IN THE OCEAN.
> THE DOCTOR TRAVELES AROUND IN A LITTLE BLUE BOX THAT ISN’T SO LITTLE ON THE INSIDES, IT’S CALLED A TARDIS (TIME AND RELAVITVE DIMENTIONS IN SPACE). [/ul]
LIKE YOUR YEARLY FOOD INTAKE WILL INCLUDE
TWELVE PUBIC HAIRS. AND LIKE THREE OF THEM ARE MINE, NO LIE.
TWELVE PUBIC HAIRS. AND LIKE THREE OF THEM ARE MINE, NO LIE.
>FRIENDS THE DOCTOR LIKES HAVING JUST MATES AROUND. HE NEEDS PEOPLE, HE IS A VERY PEOPLEY PERSON, IN FACT HIS FAVORITE SPICEIS ARE HUMANS.
JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU FALL.
>AS FAR AS ENEMIES GO THE DOCTOR IS AGAINST GENOICIDE. IF YOU LOOK UP GENOCIDE IN A DICTONARY IT WILL HAVE A WEE PICTURE OF THE DOCTOR SAYING IN BOLD CAPTIAL LETTERS “OVER MY DEAD BODY!” ALSO CYBERMEN, SONTARANS, DALEKS, AND SOME OTHER VARRIOUS ALIENS AND TIME LORDS AND LADIES GO HERE, BUT THE DOCTOR IS WILLING TO FORGIVE A HANDFUL OF THEM, YET NOT THE DALEKS, NEVER THE DALEKS. BASICALLY YOU DON’T WANT TO BE HERE, ALIGHT?
IS A DIRTY HOMOSESKSHUL.
> LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDID THING, THAT LIFTS US WERE WE BELONG BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE. THE DOCTOR IS THE SAME, HE NEEDS LOVE, OPEN FOR LOVING AND TENDS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIS COMPANIONS (SIDES FOR DONNA NOBLE AND MARTHA JONES—HE LOVES YOU JUST NOT IN THAT WAY). OTHERWISE HIS HEARTS ARE FAWNING OVER A CERTAIN BLOND HAIRED ROSE TYLER. [/ul]
LIKE HOW COCKROACHES CAN LIVE A WEEK WITHOUT A
HEAD, BECAUSE THEIR BRAINS AREN’T LOCATED IN THEIR HEADS. LOLWUT!
SAY WHAT!
* EWWY, MADE BY GRUE.
[/COLOR][/CENTER]HEAD, BECAUSE THEIR BRAINS AREN’T LOCATED IN THEIR HEADS. LOLWUT!
SAY WHAT!
* EWWY, MADE BY GRUE.
