A Christmas Crash (Tag: Doctor and everyone else)

[futuredoctor]

It was snowing in the streets of Cardiff and the Doctor has just finished cleaning his coffee shop. It had been a great day for business as a lot of his customers wanted to warm up their days with his coffee and apple tart promo. With locking his profits in a safe that he personally triple deadlocked inside a force field, the Doctor proceeded to close down his shop. The Doctor put on his fedora and exited his humble, little coffee shop.

Upon locking the door with his sonic screwdriver, his 'Rift Scanner' on his breast pocket suddenly beeped and the Doctor took out the device. The Doctor frowned at seeing the readings pointed out by the device and he said, "How troublesome."

Upon hearing a woman scream, the Doctor suddenly ran towards the direction where the scream came from The Doctor entered an alley and his facial expression looked grim. He saw what seemed to be a woman's clothes lying on the floor and burnt marks were evident on the floor.

[The Doctor]

Locking the door of the TARDIS behind him the Doctor mused what the point was. She was broken and thus did not function. He had been here for who knows how long and had given up trying. He looked up at the sky above him and smelled the air. It still smelled of twenty-first century and he was getting sick of that scent. It pained him and sometimes he wished that all of this was a dream. Yet he knew it wasn't, and was the pains of reality hitting him in the back. A bit like his ban on Earth during his third self. Except then he was working at UNIT with Sarah Jane not too far by.

"Maybe I should pay her a visit. I could hop on the nearest train to London and find her house. Then again I has no idea where her house even is. I know she's still in England though. I suppose I could find her if I really wanted to."

[/color] He mused out loud as he began walking down the street. It didn't lighten his mood at all. The Doctor couldn't even remember the last time he was chipper for that matter. Maybe in the bar with John--- or maybe when he took Rose out to Chinese. "Ah well."[/color] he concluded as he stuffed his hands in his pockets.

A women screamed in the distance. His head cocked to one side before he darted off running towards the voice. It couldn't be good yet his good intentions were kicking in and he was loving the thrill of being in an adventure again. Sure, he might be stuck but that didn't mean he couldn't help people. The Doctor's helping instincts pulled him into a jog and he dashed down the road brown jacket bellowing behind him. His white -- now very dirtied converses -- tapped against the pavement. He didn't even the man standing near the woman. He was running towards the sound and then fell into the man-- or something that felt like a person-- but he sensed something odd about the whole thing. It simply didn't add up. Or was that just the extra set of heartbeats? The Doctor fell to the ground and brushed himself off musing what in Rasslion's name just occurred.

"Sorry, I'm so so sorry. Here let me help you..."[/color] the Doctor said beginning to hold out his hand to the man.[/blockquote]

[futuredoctor]

Whatever vaporized the screaming woman, it certainly wasn't friendly. The Doctor went into his pockets to take out a device to aid him in this particular problem when he fell to the floor because someone bumped into him. Annoyed at the fact that his fedora fell off as he hit the floor, the Doctor took his hat and straightened it.

"Yeah. Speaking of help, why don't you walk away, leave me alone and have some nice chops and gravy," the Doctor said in a rather annoyed manner to the stranger, who looked quite familiar to him. Upon getting a good look at the stranger, the Doctor looked surprised and stood up immediately. He knew very well of the stranger in question. As a Time Lord who had regenerated for almost a dozen times, the Doctor certainly knew what his past incarnations looked like. He especially knew this incarnation because he wasn't really fond of him at all. The Doctor dusted off his coat and he said, "Considering I met Donna and Rose when I first arrived here, I'm not surprised for you to be here."




"Now that we've bumped into each other, I think some introduction is in order," The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and began scanning the remains of the screaming woman earlier, "I am you. What could possibly you in the future to be more exact and why I am here is something that'll remain up in the air till later."

"For now, we've got something dangerous out of the Rift," the Doctor said as he looked at his former incarnation and pocketed his sonic screwdriver "You might want to look into it."

[The Doctor]

Blinking he looked a little confused for a moment before he pulled out his own sonic screwdriver from his pocket as he rose to his feet. The Doctor moved forward towards the woman and flicked the sonic screwdriver on scanning her to see what types of readings he could achieve. "Sorry, can't do that."

[/color] There was no way that he was going to leave this poor woman's body around like this. The Doctor thought of Rose for a moment and continued on with his work with an annoyed man or not.

Donna and Rose? Who was this guy and then he said it as if he knew him. The Doctor stopped scanning the woman and flipped his sonic screwdriver back into his right breast pocket. "You know them?"[/color] he repeated musing. The Doctor definitely did not remember this man at all. Spoilers, and his mind differed off to River Song and the Library. "So we know each other then? Cos I don't remember meeting you. Sorry but I don't. Its a bit like deja vu though but it happens all the time. People claiming to know me and I don't know them yet. I'm guessing I was a lot older then or perhaps you have mistaken me for some one else?"[/color]

Swallowing as the man-- Time Lord-- him explained that he was him the Doctor sighed as the man was not ginger. He really wanted to be ginger. Ah well.[/color] "But....I'm here and your here and if your me... oh Rasslion."[/color] The last time he ran into past or future selves nothing turned up to be good. "No wonder why the old girl is stuck! Its your fault."[/color] Well maybe it was but he was a little frustrated and angered with his TARDIS. Why was he taking it out on himself? That would be pointless, stupid.

"No, don't really don't do that. You know how much I hate spoilers."[/color] The Doctor sighed as that was obvious. Was his future self that redundant? "No shite Sherlock. If its not the Rift its bound to be something un-Earth-like, basically bad and oooh I love adventures-- but you--me--we know that sorry!"[/color][/blockquote]

[futuredoctor]

"My fault? MY FAULT?" the Doctor said indignantly at his former incarnation with his right brow raised. Of all the confunded accusations his former incarnation could think off, this seemed to raise the Doctor's temper to its fullest. Suddenly thinking about the past and seriously considering what the Tenth said, he twirled his sonic screwdriver around as he said, "Well, you could partially blame it on me I suppose. Considering the gravity of the situation at hand and as much as I hate to admit it, you might be correct."

"Well like it or not, I'm going to tell you those spoilers as I am going to prevent that spoilerific future happen in your timeline. That's why I said earlier that I might possibly be you in the future," the Doctor said sternly as he waved the sonic screwdriver around to find the 'creature' from the Rift. "It's the Eternals and they're out for blood. Sprinkle in a lot of imagination to their phenomenal cosmic power and they're well on their way to achieving their goal of becoming the new Time Lords. The Master and I tried to stop them. Everybody tried to stop them as they broke the Time Lock on the Time War. Of course the Pantheon of Discord came in and took the last Eternal with them. With no one having the ability to hold of the 'Great Paradox,' everyone died. All of time and space became part of the Void. I managed to escape and track down the idiots, who landed in this dimension. Surprisingly, this dimension of yours is like a perfect copy of the dimension which I originated from. Time War, Rose, Martha, Raxicoricofallopatorius, Platform One, and everything else is here. It's perfect and all. The only difference is that your future isn't fixed, whereas it should be. With the Pantheon messing around with the Rift and events in your timeline not taking place, I guess you'd have to share the burden of solving all this. Our mission is simple. Defeat the Pantheon and the Eternals, make sure you regenerate into my predecessor so that you'd meet River Song, and then be a successful coffee shop maker. Savvy?"

"Now back to the vaporized woman, who wasn't vaporized, and the scanning imprint left by that something who vaporized her, it doesn't look good," the Doctor said as he managed to get a fix on where the creature might be, "We've got a Vampyre. Vampyre with a Y in fact. Mutation between a human and the Great Vampires, who are really annoying anyway."

The Doctor then broke into a sprint to catch up with the timorous beastie and after a few minutes of running, he managed to find the creature, but was gasping for his breath, "I'm getting too old for this stuff."

Human-Great Vampire Hybrids were about ten feet tall. They had incredibly pale skin and had sticky-uppity hair. They usually hide their wings, which look like a bat's wings except they are 5 feet in height. These creatures feed on souls of living organisms and the only way they would be able to do that would be to suck out the life of a human's 'soul' from the victims mouth. The victim's body would overheat and somehow burn up in the process, which explains why the woman earlier is nothing but ashes now. Aside from the fact that they were agile and strong, they are basically invulnerable by nature unless you had a sonic device in person.



Upon seeing the Vampyre 'sucking' the life out of its newest victim, the Doctor raised his sonic screwdriver at the creature and fired off a sonic blast at it. The vampyre was hurled towards the wall behind it and growled at the Doctor.

"You better get away from here now!" the Doctor said to the civilian, whom he just saved. The Doctor saw the man whimper away from the scene and the Doctor faced the creature, "Alright dinner time is over!"

"Any clever ideas now that he's mad?" the Doctor inquired of his past incarnation as he began to back away, "Because my clever intellect has come up with one thing, RUUUUUUUN!"

The moment the Doctor began to run away, the creature spread out its wings and began to chase him.

[The Doctor]

"Yes, my TARDIS is bloody stuck and I'm gonna blame you cos your not supposed to be here."

[/color] It seemed the touch of his sixth self was there because it sounded like that. Getting all hotty-totty over nothing. He hoped he wouldn't be like his future self before him because he wanted to be ginger more than anything. "Of course I am, I'm the Doctor!"[/color] Well so was the other Time Lord but hey it was all good.

Covering his ears he tired not to listen. He hated spoilers. Spoilers were bad. But he heard each and every single word of his future self. He spoke of the Eternals and how he would own a coffee shop. The Doctor shook his head. He would make sure he would never own a coffee shop as he had much running to do. Even if he settled down with Rose... his thoughts trailed off and he pondered about Rose for a while. He loved her with all his hearts. "Not listening, not listening!"[/color] he said out loud even though he heard every single word. The Doctor didn't want to hear it but he did never the less. Memo to self: I will never own a coffee shop.River Song, yes. Coffee shop not in my life time. Maybe his but not mine. Not ever.It simply isn't me![/color]

"More like drained and wasted down to the core..."[/color] the Doctor mused out loud as he ran a hand though his hair. He remained with the woman as the other Doctor ran off. He was thinking, pondering, going over the the events in his head. "Mutation with a 'Y?' Yes, well I suppose that makes sense according to the scan."[/color]Then he realized he was alone and his other alternative self had sprinted off. "Oh bother, here we go again!"[/color] he noted as he bounced off in his converses and dashed down the street. The Doctor ran with his coat trailing behind him. He ran with purpose and soon caught up to the alternative Doctor as he was younger and faster. He was always good at running and running was apart of him just as much as his signature spiky hair. "Your a big timorous beastie aren't you?"[/color] he addressed to the Great-Vampyre. It hissed at his other self and he found himself backing up slightly in surprise. It wasn't that he was scared it was just he wasn't expecting it to that. Now was not the time to be afraid of Vampires even if the Gallifrain legends scared him as a Time Tot.

"Yes running is wonderful option. But I was thinking maybe try reasoning with the old chap. He clearly wants something."[/color] The Doctor noted cheerfully as he ran next to the other Time Lord.



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[futuredoctor]

"Yes he does want something," the Doctor said as he entered another alley and pulled his former incarnation with him. The Doctor took out a megaphone and handed it to the skinny idiot beside him. "My-well our-soul since I helped its dinner run away."

"I suppose you know how that megaphone would stop the Vampyre with a Y?"The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and another megaphone out of his pockets. "Unlike Great Vampires with an I and human vampires, these hybrids between both species are basically invulnerable. You couldn't destroy their hearts with a bowship because their skins are basically invulnerable. But by amplifying the sonic frequencies of our sonic screwdrivers using these megaphones, the sonic frequencies should be just enough to enter the ears of that beastie and make its vulnerable heart explode, thus killing the creature."

Before he could say another word, the Vampyre entered the alley and hissed at the Doctors. Seeing the Vampyre prepare to hit his former incarnation, the Doctor pushed the Tenth out of the path of the attack and confront the beast to give his former incarnation an opening. Taking out that old cutlass he used to fight off Cybermen centuries ago from his pocket, the Doctor spoke confidently at the creature "You want our bloody soul right? You'd have to do better than that."

'Step number one: Distract the opponent to deal a blow afterwards,' the Doctor thought as he threw his favorite hat at the creature, who swatted the hat away. Momentarily blinding the creature, the Doctor thrusted his sword at the creature, whose skin broke the sword upon contact. "Uh-oh!"

Upon hearing the creature chuckle, the Doctor braced himself as the creature threw him at a wall. The Doctor groaned at the pain his body felt and he looked at his former incarnation, "What are you waiting for? Use the sonic!"

The Doctor felt the Vampyre choke him and carry him single-handedly in the air in the process. The Doctor struggled to take out his sonic screwdriver in hopes of using a sonic blast to push the beast away.

[The Doctor]

Taking the megaphone the Doctor looked at it and mused for a moment. He had a feeling where this was going as he remembered many conversations in his youth about Vampires. Even if this brute was with a 'Y' it would still hold the same principles. His future self was going at the concept of sonic power and how it annoyed them. It didn't do much and if one wanted to kill a Vampire they would need a wooden stake, Or sometimes to destroy the heart completely with the bigger sort of Vampires. He figured the mutation in that sense would be closer to the Great Vampires. The Doctor was thinking and wondering what the point of irritating it would be.

Blinking he mused onwards for a moment before looking over at a version of himself, "I dunno... I was thinking it might irritate them. How do you know anyways? Did you deal with these lot before? I mean, irritation isn't going to be effective."

[/color] He didn't want spoilers and yet was basically begging for him to give him some versions of the possible future which was all a flux as far as he was concerned. Whibby whobby timey whimey stuff.[/color]

He stood holding the megaphone in his hands and the sonic screwdriver in his other. He was thinking and fast. Thinking on his feet and inventing new ideas was a part of his skills. He paced for a moment not really sure if he should be listening to himself. It might not be the best act. But then the time came for him to act as his future self was being carried away by the creature. The Doctor held up his sonic putting it on setting 16c and flicked it on with the megaphone. He didn't like the idea of it but it was the only option at the moment that seemed like a possibility. The sonic buzzed though the atmosphere and carried a high frequency hum out. [/blockquote]

[futuredoctor]

Upon hearing sonic frequency the 'Tenth' unleashed, the Vampyre let go of the Twelfth, who tried to catch his breath after falling a few centimeters to the ground. The Vampyre covered its ears and shrieked in pain. Seeing this as an opportunity to stop this once and for all, the Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and set it at Setting 4780K. He then amplified the sonic frequency with the megaphone and the creature suddenly flew high up to escape the noise, but it convulsed in mid-air for a bit and fell without a single word afterwards. The Doctor wiped off the sweat off his forehead and sighed in relief, "Well, that was...fun."

"You better warn me next time before you do anything like that," the Doctor said as he put on his fedora and rubbed his butt. The Doctor looked at the dead creature and he said, "I don't know about you, but falling from that height hurt a bit."

After pocketing the devices he had taken out, the Doctor took out some kerosene and bathed the Vampyre with it. After doing such, he looked at his former incarnation and said, "Now we just need to erase the evidence that it came here so that nobody would ever know what on Earth happened here."

"Would you like to do the honors?" the Doctor inquired as he took out a lighter and handed it to him, "Since you saved me and all, which is quite embarrassing considering your idiocy, I think it should be proper you light up our campfire tonight. It's getting cold you see."

[The Doctor]

The buzzing grew louder and louder and he held it to the megaphone. The Doctor gazed up towards the endless blue sky and held his eyes fixed on the Great Vampyre. His breathing was rapid as his teeth were clenched. He stood still legs apart and eyes fixed on the target at hand.If only there was another way.

[/color] The pinstriped Time Lord rather do something else with the materials at hand. Yet it seemed like that was not going to be an option for him. Oh no. He was much too filled with misfortune events. But an adventure -- anything different to spice things up was good. Come, on come on.... [/color]

"So me some magic!"[/color]

Then just as the processes seemed to only irritate the Great Vampyre (with a 'Y' rather than an 'i') as the Doctor had predicted, his alternative self was dropped and fell from the heavens. The megaphone fell from his hands and he ran over to him and slide down on the ground trying to catch him to break the fall. "Ah yes! Beautiful, molto bene!"[/color] He acknowledged as he helped both of them up to their feet. "I still vote there was a better option-- but at least your still in one piece eh?"[/color]

Getting up he trailed his footsteps and picked up the megaphone and handed it back to the Time Lord who given it to him. He looked at the sky and mused in silence for some time with many unanswered questions. "No, I'll let you I've always been known to leave my messes and I'm not going to ruin that reputation. I'm going to go to -- my library. I want to do some reading."[/color] He noted as he darted into a run back to the TARDIS with a new determination as things were getting fishy around Cardiff and the Doctor wanted to know why. Great Vampyre mutations just don't come around-- sure there's the rift but he knew it had to be something else and he wanted scans and data and knowledge to conquer the problem. Besides it would keep him out of the spoilers. And thus he ran down the road towards the little blue box that was much bigger on the insides.

((I'm gonna let you post once more if you like but this baby is basically over)) [/blockquote]