Post by The Doctor on Nov 11, 2010 20:15:34 GMT -5
From: Captain Jack Harkness
Subject: (no subject)
Okay, you can come and play in my Archives. (No, that wasn’t meant to sound dirty.) HOWEVER, you are not going to take anything you deem unworthy of the 21st century. It isn’t like I went out collecting all the interesting and dangerous equipment just to annoy you.
I’ve spoken with the Brig, what did you do all those years you were stuck in UNIT? I’m pretty sure they didn’t let you go and claim their equipment. (Old Alistair ratted you out.)
I have plenty to keep you busy, but if you think you’re going to come into my home and start causing trouble because you’re bored, go bug Martha. The Rift is trouble enough and though I love you, I don’t have to deal with you fathering me like an errant child. If you do, I’ll tell Rose on you!
Now, we’re ordering lunch. What would you like? I’ll send Ianto out. (Play nice with him, he’s too smart for most humans.) ((No, you can’t take him with you when you leave. He’s mine!))
Much Love and Kisses,
Jack!
To: Captain Jack Harkness
From: The Doctor
Subject: (no subject)
Jack, no I am not going to go 'play with you' in the archives. Sorry, to break your heart, but not. You can go buy me a drink though. You still owe me a round....
Oh yes, I am. Or I might just burry it away from you. You'll never ever find it and even if you did, you wouldn't be able to get to it because I'm that clever.
What did I do? I bothered the hell out of Jo Grant and Sarah Jane Smith. They were soon tired of me doing that, but dealt with it. *shugs* Wait, so you gave, Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart a phone call? What did he say exactly? How is he doing? You'd be very surprised of the things I got my hands on without them knowing. I still have a lot of those things somewhere in my TARDIS...
What? You can't tattle me on Rose! I'm OLDER THAN HER....
I want curry. Nice an hot curry. Got any of that? I want puri, and rita, and a mango lassie. OOooooh and I want a pepperoni pizza.
Why would I do that? I want the TARDIS to myself and Rose. Like before you showed up.
Don't make me tear apart your office,
Doctor.
